INBOX

[xerosbeat]

Demi-Fiend

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CHRISTENS YR INBOX!? text; un: doc0203

[placation]

Hi, Demi-Fiend. This is Dr. Maruki. I hope you've been well since we last saw one another.

I've been thinking about the sort of demons that you seem familiar with. Do you have time to answer a few questions?

un: xx_ang3l0fdarkn3ss_xx

[xerosbeat]

sure i know lots of demons.

[Killed and ate them too, he managed to refrain from adding, somehow.]

which ones do u wanna know about? sexy ones?

[placation]

[ Every time he sees that username, a bit of his soul crumbles into dust. ]

No, you already covered that topic extensively on the network.

I'm curious if any would be considered akin to gods.

Moves this here for my own sanity

[devilishkouhai]

[ Cont ]

Yeah, him, sometimes the two of you say weird words that do not sound as if they would ever exist - do you come from the same realms?

[xerosbeat]

Something like that... didn't confirm it, but we're both likely from Amala.

[He cannot explain any further than that because SMT cosmology is a convoluted mess and he did not pay attention to Lucifer's powerpoint presentations.]

So, not the same world or universe, but in the same... area code? We're both from Amala, though, I'm pretty certain of that.

[devilishkouhai]

Are you okay with dying for a few days?

[ Shes going to ask at least every time. ]

It would make processing the data a lot easier and you come back - well - after being in hell for a little bit.

UN: mooncancer | Text

[devilishkouhai]

How the hell did I miss texting you and sent my boobs to someone else???

[ Anyway boba tea boob pic goes here. ]

I WANTED TO SHOW U HOW POWERFUL MY TITS ARE THEY CAN HOLD BOBA CAN YOURS???

[xerosbeat]

LOL U MISFIRED UR TITPIC

o damn tho my boobs cant do that shit

im jealous!!!!

look look these are my tits!!!!

[a faceless selfie, focused on his, er, 'tits', where he's squishing his - admittedly very well-developed - pecs together to juuuuuuuuuuuust about create a tiny cleavage. He's trying his best here!]

[devilishkouhai]

stfu i DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT!

LMAO!!!!! why not wish for them from the crystal maybe vaeros will give you big tits

Text | Un; KFC

[borbo]

Hi.

un: xx_ang3l0fdarkn3ss_xx

[xerosbeat]

MR COLONEL??????? YOU'RE HERE????

anon

[devilishkouhai]

👻🕸️ Cursed Text Warning 🕸️👻

Once upon a midnight dream, while you opened your oracle so weary... This message came to be! 😱 And now, you’ve been CURSED!! It's real curse magic! 😈💀

If you don’t send this to 10 people within the next 6 minutes, you’ll wake up to these horrors:

1. Your phone screen will mysteriously crack... 📱💔
2. A pixie will rearrange your furniture in the middle of the night 🛋️🧚 (and you’ll fall on your face)
3. The shard magic you collected will go to 0... and you'll have to start all over again 💎😱
4. You’ll lose your abilities you regained one by one 🔮😳
5. Vaeros will come into your nightmares and force you to date him... 😘💋
6. But if you do send it... nothing creepy will happen 👀 …maybe… 🕷️

Good luck 😏💀

BB gift drop off ✿

[devilishkouhai]

[ BB is predisposed to giving people things she feels they need without realizing she is doing it or just because she genuinely thinks she has to(Looks at all of new OC3 Content). It's a form of penguin pebbling, you can call it, but as an AI, she naturally wants to give others everything and feels she must give you what you desire. It's inherently something that she is not aware of. Either way, here is your random gift:

x5 Pants - Stop ripping them.

x1 Pixie Body Pillow - With her information newly found regarding Demi Fiend, BB finds a way to create a pixie body pillow for Demon-Fiend to have to hold his wife.]

[xerosbeat]

[HIS WIFE?!?!?! YOU GOT HIM (a body pillow of) HIS WIFE?!?!!?!?!

Just for that, he will no longer pee on BB's walls, he is so grateful...............

(Okay but for real BB is just gonna see Demi-Fiend curled up around his new Pixie body pillow and hugging it very tightly. He misses his wife, BB, he misses her a lot :( ]

[devilishkouhai]

[ X1 dog collar that says Good Boy and a metal part that says: "If lost, return to BB-chan ~♡!" It is made to not be annoying around his stupid shark fin. ]

Effective Immediately.

[labyrinmods]

"So it will be..."

[ Demi-fiend will find he cannot post video on the network or in inboxes for 48 hours. Instead, it plays out like the potato filter, but instead of a potato, demi-fiend's eyes and mouth are plastered on an image of one of those blasted sculptures.

His username also happens to be microweenie for two weeks. ]

[xerosbeat]

[CUT OFF FROM THE NETWORK!!!! HOW WILL HE SURVIVE!!!!!! NETWORK BAN FOR PISSPOSTING CRIMES!!!!

ooc: help i ugly laughed so loud]

12/25 gift delivery !!

[placation]

[ On Christmas morning, Demi-Fiend will wake up to a small package at the castle doorstep. Inside is a calendar, which has been regifted. He doesn't know where Akechi got it from, but it somehow became his, and now it's Demi-Fiend's problem.

And because he's too nice to only give a joke gift, there's also a little turtle plushie and a note. ]

Merry Christmas, Demi-Fiend! I'm so grateful to have met you in this reality.

a few days after xmas

[xerosbeat]

AW YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!?!?!?! THANKS!!

This bird calender is so fucked up lmao i love it

[he. genuinely does.]

12/25 gift delivery!!

[devilishkouhai]

[ A Christmas tree can be found beside Demi-Fiends outside the ROOM thing. With tons of presents under the tree with the following items!

Obtained
x10 Pants of similar make, they all look the same, they all match the one he wears - don't ask how
x10 Pixie Merch, you get 1 Pixie small Statue, 1 Pixie Stuffed animal, 1 Pixie Bed Sheet Set, 1 Pixie lanyard necklace, 1 Pixie Charm that you can put on a necklace, 3 Pixie Wallpapers, 1 Small Pixie Pillow, 1 Additional Pixie Body Pillow
x1 A metal insulated cup to keep Cold or hot beverages inside. It has an image of Pixie super cute and shit. This is very basic looking and was clearly made here in Somnius.

Letter: lol, the tree will come to life after this and try to fight you also lol : D - BB

The tree then comes to life and demands a 1v1 battle with Demi-Fiend, or else it will ruin all his Christmas presents. It isn't especially strong, it's the thought that counts... ]

[xerosbeat]

[Okay. Demi-Fiend has to admit: he's genuinely super mega ultra touched by this present. More pants? Pixie merch? A CUP?!?! A FIGHT TO KEEP HIS GIFTS (even if the enemy was kinda weak)!?!?

So, late on Xmas day evening, BB will get a text because there's no way Demi-Fiend will say this TO HER FACE in PUBLIC because he's a weenie:]

BB!!!!!!! ARRRGH!!! OUGH!!!

you're the only bitch i respect in this place.

thanks for the gifts. i really like them. uhhhh. you're like. good and stuff. good friend.

even if you won't fight me yourself BUT ONE DAY.

okay yeah.

thanks!!!!

🔒 un: savethefairies

[eldanring]

This feels awkward to ask but
If you have some time I think I need advice

[xerosbeat]

finally plotting out kaz's murder huh? well ok i'll help with that. guy needs to spend a few days in hell

invitation - no need to respond!

[placation]

[ At some point during the week, Demi-Fiend receives an invitation:

I'll be hosting a dinner party on March 22 and would love to see you there!

Feel free to come to the Horizons farmhouse any time after 5 PM.

Please do not bring anything! No food, no drinks, nothing but your presence. I appreciate the thought, but for me, the joy of this is being able to cook for a group of people, and I would like to handle it myself.

Hope to see you there!

Dr. Maruki

One gets the impression that if you go against his wishes to bring something anyway, it might stress him out...

When the mingle log goes up on the 22nd, please feel free to come tag around! ]

[xerosbeat]

i will be there

for cake