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[xerosbeat]

Demi-Fiend

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CHRISTENS YR INBOX!? text; un: doc0203

[placation]

Hi, Demi-Fiend. This is Dr. Maruki. I hope you've been well since we last saw one another.

I've been thinking about the sort of demons that you seem familiar with. Do you have time to answer a few questions?

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[xerosbeat]

sure i know lots of demons.

[Killed and ate them too, he managed to refrain from adding, somehow.]

which ones do u wanna know about? sexy ones?

[placation]

[ Every time he sees that username, a bit of his soul crumbles into dust. ]

No, you already covered that topic extensively on the network.

I'm curious if any would be considered akin to gods.

[xerosbeat]

ha

HAHAHAHAHA

oh man

ok

this is a funny question. full of so many canned worms.

why do u wanna know

[placation]

Personal curiosity. I talk to BB-san a lot about her encounters with gods, so it's on my mind.

[xerosbeat]

well

ok i need to write everything out properly for this hm ok

all gods = demons, but not all demons = gods. also depends on what you mean by "god". do you mean, like, they're just powerful? or do you mean an entity possessing both life and knowledge so can do all that creation crap? cuz if its the latter ye i know a "true" god.

we beat the shit out of each other on the regular. we're besties :)

[placation]

Thank you for confirming the contraposition that I assumed was true. That was part of my question as well.

I did mean the latter. And that's fascinating! What is its name?

[xerosbeat]

what does "contraposition" mean?

and HIS name is............ nunya.

NUNYA BUSINESS.

lmao got em

ok but for reals im not telling you his name. you can just call him nahobino for now

[placation]

Don't worry about it. All that matters is that all gods are demons, but not all demons are gods. Like squares and rectangles, right?

That's fine, I wasn't trying to pry. I have some interest in different mythos, so I was only curious if I would recognize the name of a god. Nahobino isn't familiar to me, though.

You two fight a lot, huh?

[xerosbeat]

right squares and rectangles. if thats how you wanna think it, that's it entirely.

id be surprised if you had heard the term before tbh. its the proper name for a "true" god and they're forbidden to exist or smth. its written like

oh my god theres no kanji on this stupid phone. hold on lemme draw it.

[An attached pic with the hastily scribbled kanji: 合一神 (meaning "unified god").]

like that.

and ye we fight but its consensual fighting. im toughening him up so he can get strong cuz hes a bit of a wimp, but its not his fault.

[placation]

A god who's a bit of a wimp? That's an interesting concept.

[ SAAAAAAME. ]

The reality that you come from really does sound fascinating, Demi-Fiend. I'm sure you have countless stories.

[xerosbeat]

i mean hes newborn so ofc hes gonna be a wimp. babies dont come outta the womb swinging

cept me cuz im awesome ofc. i was badass the moment i was 'born' killing demons 3x bigger than me ez pz lol lmao

so ye i have a shitload of cool ass stories. saw some stuff too thatd make the average human's brain melt. like the conception. you know about those?

[placation]

I can't say that I do. Please, by all means, tell me.

[xerosbeat]

the heat death of a world!!!!!!!!

well kind of? the old man gave me a powerpoint presentation about it with all these heavy details but i dont remember all of them anyways like uh so when the world starts exhausting its energy it collapses into itself as a sort of cosmic egg thing? every single human gets vaporised into magatsuhi, cuz you need energy to make a new world right? and i think at the time the human population was like uhhhh 6 billion??? for my world. so 6 billion humans = enough juice to make a cosmic egg and make a new world.

it looks so sick man. this big giant orb appears in the sky and goes BOOSH!!! BAM!!! KRAKOW!!!! and vaporises humans with lightning and shit and sucks up all their magatsuhi like SLUUUUUUUURP, and then like, the world starts going INSIDE OUT. lit splits open like an egg and folds inwards, and i was all like whoaaaa no fucking way dude, but it was way dude. shit was so unreal and it looked so weird. also it makes your ears pop so loud. think bc of changing air pressure? world was turning inside out so.

anyway everyone died and the world became a cosmic egg and then stuff happens but

thats the natural cycle of every single world ever. dies and gets reborn over and over. kinda unfair huh? entropy tho u-u

[placation]

[ He has to read that Several Many Times to get it all.

Demi-Fiend is in a class of his own, truly. ]

That sounds absolutely fascinating to witness. Although I imagine I wouldn't be able to, as I'd be just one of the 6 billion people killed and "slurped up."

This is a regular occurrence in your reality?

[xerosbeat]

[Demi-Fiend did not say that a few chosen humans survived to shape the new world from the cosmic egg. Didn't want anyone getting ideas here...]

used to be. it was a fundamental part of my reality's cycle.

then i broke it lol

[placation]

You really are full of surprises.

Thank you for the stories, Demi-Fiend. This has all been fascinating to learn.

[xerosbeat]

im sure it has

and im sure you'll be back later with more questions

bc you're just that curious lol

[placation]

I like to learn. You're welcome to tell me to shut up at any point. Many people do.

[xerosbeat]

no

this whole thing is super unequal

you ask me lots of things

so im going to ask you things now

thats fair by demon standards ok

so first question

if you were given the power to create an ideal world, what would it look like? what would your Reason be?

[placation]

Of course. I'm always open to questions.

That's an interesting one, though. Why do you ask?

[xerosbeat]

im just curious bc im such a curious guy like you. now tell me your ideal world.

[placation]

I don't need anything out of life but a semi-steady job (not even one that pays well!) and the health and happiness of those that I love.

Unlimited tempura udon would be nice, too!

[xerosbeat]

not ambitious enough

what do you hate most

[placation]

Delayed trains...